Paramount Teases 'Trek' Fans With A Frustratingly Partial Sneak Peek At The New Enterprise [Trek-nip]

Paramount has just given the First! Official! Sneak Peek! At The New Enterpise! to Moviefone, a monumental event sure to induce a not-completely-unpleasant combination of heart palpitations and premature flesh-phaser-fire in Trekkies everywhere.

Of course, this is just a teaser image carefully designed not to reveal too much so that fanboys don't rub themselves raw before they can buy a ticket to Cloverfield, where they can finally seek relief from the blueballs they've been experiencing ever since they got a blurry glimpse of the Statue of Liberty's head pinballing down a New York City street.
Published 1/17/08 by


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