The ‘Lost in Translation’ actress, who has been dating Ryan for almost a year, is said to be smitten with the ‘Smokin’ Aces’ star and has accepted his marriage proposal. A source said: “We can expect an engagement announcement from Ryan and Scarlett any day now. They are very much in love and have decided to take the next step. Scarlett is thrilled!”
Whatever. I’m just impressed she’s braving the globe’s to bring her special kind of talent (re: rhymes with “moobs”) to the marines stuck over there for the next year and a half. Sure, some of them have stared death in the face and lost limbs and been burned and disfigured beyond recognition in the name of American oil interests, but nothing lifts the blanket of impotent despair like chick with a big rack and no burqa or a mustache. In fact, I hear the only thing that marines like better than famous knockers is famous knockers with orders to Kaneohe Marine Corps Air Station Hawaii taped to them. Also acceptable: liquor and porn. Let’s all do our part for the boys overseas!
Yeeeah!
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