Dita, Posh and Claudia Hit the Runway after Some Lasik Surgery

Dita, Posh and Claudia Hit the Runway after Some Lasik Surgery
It looks as if the front row of the Ronald Mouret fashion show in Paris were populated with some very realistic mannequins bearing the likeness of Dita Von Teese, Claudia Schiffer and Victoria Beckham. I love this picture of the three of them, looking like a very fashion-forward version of Three Blind Mice. I want them to hang out more often, in their matching poses and sunglasses and possibly get a TV show where they fight crime.

Dita can be the sweet, but calculating seductress with a penchant for torturing suspects into confessing, Claudia can use magic tricks that she learned during her marriage to David Copperfield and Victoria can combine high-kicks learned on the soccer field with husband, David Beckham, and her lethal stilettos to assassinate evil political leaders and purse snatchers. I wish the writers' strike would end so I can finally sell my hit show that I thought of two minutes ago.


Photos: Splash

More photos of from the Roland Mouret show featuring Victoria Beckham, Dita Von Teese and Claudia Schiffer are after the jump.

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Photos: Splash

Published 1/23/08 by


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