Trump Tried To Dump Because Of Baby Bump

NBC announced on Thursday that long-time "Access Hollywood" mouthpiece Nancy O'Dell will return as host of the Miss USA Pageant, which will air early next month. And it's all against the wishes of the "Billionaire Commonly Known As The Onionloaf."

TMZ tattlers tells us that the New York/New Jersey real estate magnate wanted to dump O'Dell because the television personality will be six months pregnant at the time of taping and he "doesn't like the way pregnant women look."

Hmmm-"doesn't like the way pregnant women look, eh?" That's interesting considering the father of five has knocked up every wife he's ever had.

Unfortunately for Donald, who's probably somewhere in the Big Apple pouting over a plate of caviar, N.O is under contract with NBC as the hostess of "Access." And just to give D.T one more thing to sweat his hair out about,  she will also be fronting Oscar coverage this weekend for the Peacock. (Insert outstretched tongue here and come hereto middle finger here.)

All the fuss over her swelling belly has Nancy a bit disturbed, especially in light of what the pageant is supposed to embody, according to snitching sources. 

"Miss USA Pageant is supposed to embody more than just how a woman looks in a bikini," the source goes on. HA! Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, see that's where you're wrong. Perhaps the advances of the Women's Lib Movement would amount to a hill of beans if we were talking about the Miss. Honeysuckle U.S.A Pageant, but we're doing Miss. USA dish, and you've got to be a recovering cocaine addict with a penchant for hitting up New York City hot spots and turning on spectacular waterworks for Mr. Trump at packed press conferences if you intend to fit in.