Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.


10. “It’s looking very … ‘happy hands at home’ granny circle.” — Tim Gunn, Project Runway
9. “I need, like, an actual dick, but I don’t want to deal with the person attached to it. If I could find a girl with a dick, that would be perfect.” — Brooke, The Gauntlet III
8. “How y’all gonna determine what ass it came out of? ‘Oh my dog don’t like that. It couldn’t have been my dog, cause my dog’s don’t even look nothin’ like that.’ What kind of philosophy is that?” — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood
7. “Not to be outdone by the gay pride going on in the girls’ room, Tyler and Ryan decided to give back the rainbow as well.” — Evan, The Gauntlet III
Published 1/24/08 by


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