"Hey Clooney. How's it working out with the stripper? Dope."
"Why do I taste sulfur?"
"Do you think if I blew you every night for two weeks we could get ourselves another..."
"Don't even say it."
"But I want another..."
"You can blow me every hour on the hour for the rest of my life honey, but there is no ing way I'm adopting another one."
"Fine. you then. I'm calling Ryan Gosling. I'm sure he'd appreciate a blow-job..."
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