Lindsay Lohan's Dad Fancies Himself to Be Walker Texas Ranger

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Fancies Himself to Be Walker Texas Ranger
It looks like we caught Lindsay in the middle of doing a commercial for "Ariva," but these pictures were taken when the young actress was seen leaving Da Silvano restaurant for a quick bite to eat so that's clearly not the case. Since I Googled it and found out that Ariva is some kind of disolvable tobacco product, I'm guessing La Lohan is probably trying to quit her smoking habit. I could be wrong, but I'm guessing she's trying to downgrade to something smokeless and then kicking it from there. At least, that's why my boyfriend started chewing tobacco and I learned firsthand what a "spitter" is for. It's about as sexy as it sounds.

While Lindsay's dealing with her tobacco demons, it sounds like her father is focusing on keeping her away from any hard drugs. According to Michael Lohan, "I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs," he dished to the New York Daily News. "And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to find these guys and I'm going to expose them."

I'm sure there's a very admirable intent in there somewhere, but once again, Michael Lohan can't ever do anything remotely nice without alerting the media about it. I'm surprised we don't get phone calls when he experiences a particularly satisfying bowel movement.


Photos: Splash/ Pacific Coast News Online

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Photos: Splash/ Pacific Coast News Online

Published 1/28/08 by


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