While the Stars headline writer does an imitation of Mohammed Al Fayed, the paper’s Big Brother expects discover - yes, you’ve guessed it - that Louhgton is the latest winner of Big Brother.
The Star takes the question to the streets, asking “Who’s The Hell’s He?” of eight everyday persons. Two think Loughton is a comic; one thinks he’s a magician; four have no idea who is; and Laura “knew who he was - eventiually”.
Says Jim Whatshisname: “The test will be if anyone says: ‘You’re John from Big Brother. If that happens, I’ll let you know.”
Although the odds on him meeting a Daily Star hack, or Laura, are slimmer than Jade Goody’s Indian fan club…
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