This Week's Gab

Just when you thought Britney couldn't get any trashier after shaving her own head and tatting her body in all of the typical places, she also managed to check in an out of rehab 3 times this week (at this hour, she is back in and scheduled to stay for the next month... we'll see about that). She went from being bald headed to a bunny cooker in 5 days. Get it together, girl- you have two little boys you want custody of and while we thought you were getting your career and life back on track after dumping K-Fed and getting your bod back, you blew it. Maybe K-Fed should've taken your $25M custody offer because we doubt you'll sell another record anytime soon.

And of course, the Anna Nicole Smith saga continues. As for now, Anna's corpse is staying in Florida, and Dannielynn's father is still a big question. Who knew the drama could go on any longer?

Other hot news: Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel while Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz whoop it up in Kauai (could JT and Cameron possibly be hooking up again?). And it looks like the Jolie-Pitts are adopting another little one from Vietnam - we guess Brad is really trying to form his own soccer team.

Personally, we can't wait for the Oscars on Sunday- anything that doesn't have to do with a decomposing body or rehab, is a breath of fresh air.
Published 2/23/07 by

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