Britney Spears Might Not Be Getting Out Anytime Soon

This is rough. Britney Spears, hospitalized on a psychiatric hold at UCLA Medical Center, has reportedly been classified as "G.D." This translates as "gravely disabled", and it means they think you're ultimately unable to take care of yourself and you can be involuntarily committed. Jesus, can we re-wind the clock and get back to the "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" timeframe when we were all innocent and Britney wasn't sick? Britney is said to be in the "manic" stage of her alleged bipolar disorder. Despite arriving at the hospital at 2:15 AM, she wasn't admitted til' around 4 because she caused a huge scene. She was said to have been screaming that her mother wanted to sleep with her "boyfriend". Who she was talking about wasn't clear. Adnan, Sam Lufti, K-Fed, Chad, Lex Luthor, Barney, Placido Domingo, Hector down at the Hess station, Jesus, who knows? At least she's under the care of professionals, right?

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