Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie @ Santa Barbara Film Festival

Does Angie look pregnant? Why is she wearing her jammy bottoms? Everything about this woman is wrong. There is not one thing right about her.



Nothing accentuates your zombie-arms and wizened witch-fingers like a big ol' ring. And some suspicious light bruising.



Brad waves to his other girlfriend behind Angie's back. Good stiff wind gust and Brad's hair would wind up in Burbank...
Published 2/3/08 by

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