Amy Winehouse, looking healthier than she has in a while, took a brief trip out of rehab yesterday to meet with officials at the American Embassy in London in the hopes of obtaining a visa and attend Sunday’s Grammy Awards in L.A. “She has not left rehab and remains under the care of the clinic,” her rep said. As of yesterday her rep said “no decision” had been made about a trip to California.
Pretty soon, Amy’s not even gonna need rehab. A pharmaceutical company in the U.K. has already developed a vaccine for cocaine, and the gene for alcoholism was identified almost four years ago. The user’s future is now, folks. That’s why I’m jumping on the wagon and getting a patent for my heroin addiction preventing robot. It’s just your average coffee can/paper towel tube/tin foil machine, but I made the eyes out of the stuff they use in glow sticks, so it looks really scary and evil. So there’s that, plus I cut out a hole where the person inside the robot can stick out a fist and punch the person on the verge of injecting. Or, I don’t know, hold his hand or change the channel or sign the words “USE YOU LOSE.” I haven’t really figured that part out yet. I’m banking on a delusional addict’s healthy fear of a robot overlords to be the main selling point.
Amy looking less cracked out en route to the embassy:
Yeeeah!
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