Angelina Jolie Looks to Save the World, Give Birth

The Middle East better get ready for a beauty surge!

Angelina Jolie has landed in Iraq, and she’s ready to do what George W. Bush never has: sound intelligent.

“There’s lots of goodwill and lots of discussion, but there seems to be just a lot of talk at the moment, and a lot of pieces that need to be put together. I’m trying to figure out what they are,” said the pregnant goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

The feminine half of Brangelina added:

“What happens in Iraq and how Iraq settles in the years to come is going to affect the entire Middle East. And a big part of what it’s going to affect, how it settles, is how these people are returned and settled into their homes and their community and brought back together and whether they can live together and what their communities look like.

It’s in our best interest to address a humanitarian crisis on this scale because displacement can lead to a lot of instability and aggression.”

Rumor has it if Jolie can’t get the job done, Sylvie van der Vaart will be sent in next.

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