Corey Haim Is Back, Ready To Make Amends, And Still Has Enough Money To Pay For An Ad In 'Variety' Begging For Work [Want Ads]

Corey Haim Is Back, Ready To Make Amends, And Still Has Enough Money To Pay For An Ad In 'Variety' Begging For Work [Want Ads]
Corey Haim is back, Hollywood, and he knows that he's let you down in the past by never realizing the tantalizing promise he displayed in License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream and Blown Away, but he's ready to get to work and heal the wounds caused by his long absence from your television and film sets.

Sure, The Two Coreys was picked up for a second season last week, but you know what? The superstardom afforded by headlining a basic cable reality hit is certainly nice (especially the insatiable A&E groupies), and the show's Corey-on-Corey conflicts have been well-written, but it's just no longer creatively fulfilling to keep playing this ne'er-do-well Haim character. So please, casting directors, nostalgia-obsessed network executives, and possibly insane foreign "producers" with millions of dollars to invest on the phoenix-like resurrection of their favorite 80s heartthrob, we beg of you: Let Corey show us all what he can do. Don't let all the money he spent on this nearly full-page ad in today's Variety go to waste.


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Published 2/7/08 by


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  • Corey,
    KEEP IT UP!!!! It's great that you wanted to say sorry and mean it. Your actions are showing that you do mean it, keep working through your stuff. We all have issues, unfortunately, not all of us know and want to get help for our own issues,...
    Anonymous 7/26/08 Reply
  • I am so glad to see you are back!! You have been my favorite man for 20 years and I have never stopped wishing you'd come back and start making films again. I have been watching your show and counting down the days until Lost Boys 2. It's just so...
    Anonymous 7/16/08 Reply
  • I think you took a big step on this Varity ad it takes allot of GUTS to do it and you did it and it's a great way to express your self and letting everyone know your trying to change who cares what the media says and who cares what other people...
    Anonymous 7/13/08 Reply
  • Corey, you are back and looking better than ever, and I want to wish you the best of luck into your journey back into movies. Many blessings!
    Anonymous 6/30/08 Reply