Cher is back! As if she ever left our hearts. Despite claiming her performing days were over in 2005, she has signed to do a series of shows at Caesar's Palace. I'd totally go. You know why? "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves". "Dark Lady". "Half-Breed". "Just Like Jesse James". Dude, she has some hot songs. As long as she keeps that ass covered and doesn't work the duct tape fishnet outfit that made me sterile, I think I need to go. Cher is allegedly receiving 60 million for the stint replacing Celine Dion as Vegas' biggest draw. In an interview, Cher said "I know it's a lot, but I don't care. If it's a lot, if someone says, 'ooh, it's a lot,' OK. fine. It must be a lot." I wouldn't care either. Cher's down to earth in her weird plastic surgery delusional icon way. She also admitted to dating Tom Cruise at one point! Like a gay moth to his gay icon flame! "He just was the most adorable man that you can possibly imagine," she said. "I have to say, I don't understand the scientology thing because I don't understand it, you know. Sonny was a scientologist. I didn't understand that either." None of us, sweets. Cher also says that she turned down Elvis Presley and Marlon Brando for dates. Bitch is picky!
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