Jenna Jameson is a fox

God, what happened. There was a time when Jenna Jameson was relatively hot. Now I wouldn’t think twice about running her over. I’d actually backup over her body again, shoot her with a silver bullet and drive a stake through her heart just to make sure she was dead. Plus, it would all be legal after I took that online course in hunting fuglies. I have a certificate and everything.
Published 2/26/07 by


The Blemish

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