Quickies: Circle Jerk

“Reno 911! Miami” includes a scene that “culminates in a tableaux” of perverts masturbating in their hotel rooms. Sold, baby! (Pajiba)

Apparently Bobby Brown’s prerogative is not paying child support. (Seriously? OMG)

See what years of coke and butt-ing have done for Jenna Jameson. (Egotastic)

You can almost make out the outline of Pink’s in those shorts. Almost. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tyra Banks manhandles Katherine McPhee for a live studio audience. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is deep-fried chicken crazy, y’all. (Fatback)

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