Name That Celebrity: Boat-Size Shoes Edition

Here’s a Name That Celebrity you aren’t likely to get right away, namely because it isn’t Britney Spears, Britney Spears, or Britney Spears. Today’s mystery celebrity boasts a size 11 1/2 shoe. And boy, what a shoe. It’s the kind of shoe that ought to be flung from the foot of a post-op tranny in a fringed satin mini-dress and rhinestone eyelashes doing a high kick as he belts out the chorus to “I Will Survive.” But mostly, it should be on the foot of someone born with balls. It’s not. Find out Big Foot’s true identity after the jump!

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Published 2/11/08 by


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