In Which David Beckham Perfects The Art Of Masturbation By Humping Himself

You gotta feel sorry for buddy in the background there, patiently poised and waiting his turn. Because although I can't see him properly, I'm sure that he's nothing like the Beckham doppelganger who's being serviced in the foreground, and so I imagine that he's going to have to wait a pretty long time. Beckham only humps Beckham, or Beckham lookalikes, I'm guessing, which is why Posh has to cut and streak her hair every few years, or whenever she wants a baby.
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