Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing boobs

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to The Envelope Please Oscar Viewing Party looking like her boobs traveled back in time to when they were spectacular. My God, they're mesmerizing. Godzilla could be fighting Chuck Norris in the background and I wouldn't notice. I don't even know what Jennifer Love Hewitt has done recently, but if I was presenting an Academy Award and she showed up like this I'd just start drooling and hand it over to her. The category wouldn't even matter. Best Sound Editing? Yeah, sure, whatever, just stay out of the way of my imaginary air-squeezing.
Published 2/27/07 by


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