Josh Hartnett and Rumer Willis?

Josh Hartnett has ed all the attractive women in Hollywood and now moved on to Rumer Willis. I had no idea Josh was into bestiality.

Witnesses say Josh and Chinzilla were getting cozy together at the Beatrice Inn. "Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night," a source told the Enquirer. So the mickey Rumer slipped him was a long-laster. Didn't wear off till morning. Imagine the horror, waking up and seeing Rumer there in the bed next to you. I'd rather wake up next to a Cloverfield.

If the Cloverfields ever attacked us for real, we could just send Rumer in there to scare them off.
Published 2/13/08 by

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