Madonna Should Still Stick To The....Well...The....Dancing And I Guess, Singing? And Being An Icon! That's It!

Don't get me wrong. I love me some cold, bitchy, art-leeching, bold Madge. But damn if her movies don't usually stink up the joint. Like Brandon Davis' sneakers! Maybe slightly better than a straight to DVD Jessica Simpson, but I'm being kind.

Anyway, Madonna premiered her newest film, a short called "Filth & Wisdom", at the Berlin Film Festival today to a cool reception. And she was going on and on about how she wants to ascend to the level of genius of filmmakers like "Godard, Visconti, Pasolini and Fellini". Lady, ascend to Brett Ratner. That's more your speed. Make a nice buddy cop movie.

"Filth & Wisdom" is about some guy who's working as a female dominatrix and his two roommates. It's about people struggling to be famous or something. It sounds all sorts of terrible, but it's a short so I will probably never have to endure it on cable. Unless I'm drunk and pass out while the TV's on the Sundance Channel.


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