Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari Make Out at PURE in Las Vegas

Oh, you know you’ve made it as an A-list actress when you’re getting paid a small sum to get drunk in a club in Vegas and make-out with C-list reality show star. Way to go, Paris! You’ve really come a long way since your sex tape, DUI, and jail stay. It’s good to see you’re changing your dirty ways and cleaning up your act so that you can be a good role model for your younger fans. Oh wait… you’re still the classless cheap skank that you’ve always been. Jail hasn’t changed you. Your short bob haircut hasn’t changed you. Making out with Kristin Cavallari is not a change.

Well, Paris, let me know when you’re seriously going to try and change your life. Until then, I’m not holding my breath. I’m pretty sure I’d die if I did because you’re a die-hard skeeze.

Oh, and Kristin, don’t feel special. Paris made out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune earlier in the week. If you thought she reserved her tiness just for men you were wrong; she shares the tiness with everyone!

Published 2/15/08 by


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