“Although Kirstie will not appear in future advertising endeavors for us, she does remain on Jenny Craig’s maintenance program and is confident that our program has helped her,” [says the] vice-president of marketing for Jenny Craig. “She’s proud to have been able to participate in the creation of Jenny’s award-winning advertising campaign, and says she’s thankful for the opportunity to help so many other people lose weight and keep it off.”
She’s also grateful for KFC’s big box variety meal and Sam’s Club bucket o’ bread pudding. And those Fresh Bath-Bathing Wipes for those days you’re too fat to bend over in the shower.
Yeeeah!
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