Time For Heather Mills To Spend Some Quality Time With The Judge

Paul has offered $50M and Heather wants $100M so you know, a few minutes or a few days with the judge and then perhaps she has got herself an extra $25M. Just remember your honor to touch her stump.

The Associated Press says that Heather Mills was all smiles when she left the court today with her entourage. I didn’t know that the guy who carries her boxes and the guy who combs her hair qualifies as an entourage, but when you are Heather Mills the only way you are going to get anyone to come with you is if you are paying them, and until she gets some money this will have to do. When she gets money, Heather Mills will be the most annoying person on the planet. You think Mariah is a diva? Wait until Heather Mills has money of her very own. Not money that belongs to a husband or money her trick gave her to go shopping. I am talking about her very own money and lots of it.

Mariah will seem like nothing compared to Heather. Oh, and you think Heather is all that interested in charities? Pulease. Only if it gives her publicity. If she really was, then she would take this deal and Paul probably would also. $50M to Heather and then $25M in a check made out in Heather’s name to a charity or charities of her choice. Paul would go for that, but I guarantee you Heather wouldn’t. Oh she talks a good game, but she would never walk it. She would want that $25M for herself. Just ask her.