Madonna's movie will not bomb at the box office

about a Ukranian immigrant in London,

will be a bigger hit as an internet download,

and has already started negotiations with iTunes

service providers to bring her plans into fruition,

WENN is reporting Feb. 19th.

She says,

"I'm a beginner so I think I should start off in an understated way.

Just because I'm established in one field doesn't mean that's how

I should approach anything else I do."

The news comes just days after Filth And Wisdom

premiered at the Berlin Film Festival to mixed reviews.

Filth and Wisdom is the 81-minute story of a Ukrainian immigrant

who finances his dreams of becoming a rock star by moonlighting

as a cross-dressing dominatrix.

The ensemble of characters also includes a thieving pharmacy worker

and a ballet dancer who is forced to lap dance.

Screen International's Jonathan Romney wrote:

"While Filth And Wisdom may not quite inhabit the same Hall of Shame

as Shanghai Surprise, Body Of Evidence and (God save us) Swept Away,

it's likely to be forgotten as quickly as most of them."

So in other words, Madonna's movie was so awful it

is going straight to the Internet to avoid bombing at the box office

and embarressing Madonna.

Madonna, to paraprhrase Borat, I love your music,

but your movies, ummm, not so much.

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