Heidi has the most faith. She prays for anybody all day. I’ll find her on the floor praying and I’ll ask, who are you praying for, and she’ll say everybody. Praying for me and my family and our enemies and our friends. That’s what I love about Heidi.
Uh-huh. Heidi’s praying for me. I hate to break it to you, Spence, but when you find a girl with plastic tits, bleach blond hair and an insatiable need for attention on her knees in your kitchen, she hasn’t spent the morning imploring the Lord on your behalf. She’s been sucking off the dude with the chub hiding in your pantry. On the plus side, if you ever need to borrow a sweaty naked guy for the evening, now you’ll know right where to look. Talk about your time-saver!
Heidi feeling the Holy Spirit or something like that:
Yeeeah!
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