Gene Simmons has a sex tape

Gene Simmons has a sex tape
Get ready to hate life because 48-year-old Gene Simmons, bassist for KISS, star of Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels on A&E and fired Celebrity Apprentice has a sex tape. A website named GenesSecret.com (link NSFW) went live Tuesday featuring a sex tape of Gene and an Australian girl named Elsa. The website is an off-shore site operated in Panama whose owner has not been identified. Elsa is a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink, a Gene Simmons endorsed beverage, but Elsa is not Gene’s long time live-in girlfriend Shannon Tweed.

I wonder. Do you think when Gene’s doing this blonde chick ripples traverse across his skin like a shock wave from an atomic bomb? Do you think this may cause him a heart attack? Will it be sunny tomorrow? These are the questions I must ask myself in order to distract from the fact Gene Simmons is having sex on my computer screen.

Related News
Published 2/19/08 by


The Blemish

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.

Comments (2)