Ugh. YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE. Damn. Stop! Cut it out! Here's a shot from that sad-ass Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe photoshoot in "New York" magazine. This chick isn't even Norma Jean! Mo'nique could pull this off better! Dina Lohan is once again doing the tired stage mom seducing the press thing and saying that the shoot was "tastefully done" and "art". Ali Lohan could be spread-eagle in "Barely Legal" and Dina would say that. This harridan would say anything to get some press love. Dina goes on and on about how much of a Marilyn fan Lindsay is and says "So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother." What? Oh and ""Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked." Yeah, because she doesn't have anything else going on! Who the hell would hire her for a movie? Besides various producers in Italy because she banged them all last time she was there. And "Mommy"? Stop. Dina, stop. Lindsay, stop. Ali, act your age and stop letting these two hags hag you out.
Published 2/20/08 by
A Socialite's Life
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