I Wanna Have Awkward, Frigid Sex All Night

I Wanna Have Awkward, Frigid Sex All Night
Kiss bassist/celebrity apprentice/father/creep Gene Simmons loves to play the role of experienced Lothario in television interviews and on his reality show Family Jewels, but a new sex-tape of the self-touted love god penetrating an Australian model called “Elsa” is burning up the Internets and belying his Don Juan fairytales.

For instance, can you believe the Tongued One keeps his t-shirt and black socks on while having intercourse (and her her flip-flops!)? And watch throughout as poor Elsa refuses to kiss him! Oh, the life of a rock superstar.

The penis? We’ll just say that, if he hasn’t already, he should take out a major policy on that tongue.

Published 2/20/08 by


MollyGood

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