Because, you know, she's had that luxury maternity room reserved for weeks, and her couture hospital gowns - you think I'm joking? - have just been sitting, untouched, in her Louis Vuitton luggage for, like, forever. It's about time, don't you think?
Well, apparently, Jenny From The Rodeo Drive Block checked into hospital someday late yesterday or early today, so. Maybe we're going to meet the Bling Twins soon?
I should hope so. I mean, People magazine has reportedly paid somewhere in the arena of six million dollar for first photo rights, so really, shouldn't those kids just show up already and let the good people take their pictures? Then they can go and snuggle down in their trillion-dollar nurseries with those 18k gold chandeliers and reflect, as they suckle their custom-designed Versace soothers, upon the fact that although their love don't cost a thing, that love shows better in photo-ops if it's bundled in couture.




The Black Eyed Peas have finally released their long awaited video for "Boom Boom Pow". Thoughts?
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this is so exciting
i want to see those babies already