10. “We thought it was time to take a tour of the hospital where our daughter’s life would begin and mine would end.” — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant
9. “She acted as if I was riding on an alligator. I don’t ride alligator, I ride cows.” — Grayvee, Flavor of Love 3
8. “This is how I do my dishes: Shannon, dishes! Cook me some food! Now!” — Perry, Make Me a Supermodel
7. “It was boring, your voice sounded a bit whiny, you looked terrified, and it looks as if you’ve been shut up in your bedroom for about a month, you know, you look verging on haunted.” — Simon, American Idol
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