Dame Helen took the Christian LaCroix gold gown on to the show and giggled as she clutched her boobs: “It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear. “It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on - it’s a work of art.”
This put a stunning visual in my head. To anyone whose body did not shiver with glee, there must be something wrong with you and your sexual organs. Face it. A pantiless Helen Mirren is like the cherry on top of a sexy ice cream sundae.
The Blemish
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