Kabbalah Party = Hepatitis

Guests at Ashton Kutcher’s birthday party a few weeks ago have been asked to get Hepatitis tests because a bartender later tested positive for the virus. I guess that will teach the Jews not to kill god’s son.

It may sound like an episode of Punk’d - but this time it’s real.Guests at Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party at the trendy New York bar Socialista are being urged to get a Hepatitis A vaccination because one of the bartenders was infected.

Among the A-listers at the Feb. 7 event: Kutcher’s wife Demi Moore, Madonna, Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Salma Hayek.

The bartender also worked on Feb. 8 and Feb. 11. (PEOPLE)

Ok. To be fair, this wasn’t a Kabbalah party. And the Kabbalah really has nothing to do with Hepatitis or God’s Wrath. I think. Plus not all Jews are part of the Kabbalah and almost no Kabbalah members are actually Jews either. So it’s really not a Jewish cult like they tell you it is on the 700 Club. It’s more of an extortion scheme by the bankers who run Hollywood and the diamond markets. Also, the bartender would have had to either bleed on everyone or the whole guest list for there to be a problem. Advantage: ty bartender.

On a journalistic note did you catch how PEOPLE magazine set up that story like a trailer for Bad Boys II? just got real…

Also real: how hot Bar Rafaeli is.

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