Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith At Essence's Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith At Essence's Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon
Tom Cruise and The Entity Formerly Known As Katie Holmes showed up at Essence's Black Women in Hollywood luncheon. Tom knows only a Scientologist can really help support black women in Hollywood.



Disturbingly, Katie has now begun laughing just like Tom. She has also reportedly grown a tiny penis. Tom is jealous.



"Get your damn hands off me white man from Uranus."

I predict Will Smith will soon get fed-up with his friend Tom and cease taking his calls. Honestly, if someone grabbed me the way Tom is always grabbing Will, I'd haul off and punch the er.
Published 2/22/08 by

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