Paris Hilton May Get Jail Time

Herpes infested, racial slur slanging hotel heiress Paris Hilton can add "parole violation" and "potential prison term" to this week's "Things To Do and People To Screw" List.

Paris Hilton violated the terms of her probation last night when the LAPD harpooned her for driving on a suspended license, and the star of last month's scandalous sensation, Parisexposed, could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.

We hear that it all started on Tuesday night when the oldest member of the Hilton clan was leaving the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood at around 11 pm. The occasionally coke sniffer was pulled over for speeding and driving down Hollywood's Sunset Blvd. without her headlights on.

And the Los Angeles Police Department is making sure that Paris won't be cruising around the Hollywood Hills with her top down anytime soon-she had her $200,000 Bentley convertible impounded during the stop.

Being the "diva" that she is,  P.H couldn't go out without a bitch fit. Eyewitnesses snitch that Paris gave the deputies a hard time, and was finally asked to get out of the car.

The cops then searched her trunk and decided to impound her car after discovering she was driving on a suspended license.

Tisk-Tisk. This is a prime example of what happens when people don't use what they have to get what they want. This entire ugly scene could have been avoided if Paris had just offered to buy these guys a box of doughnuts. Hell-she should have offered to buy them their own franchise of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts-we bet that would have kept her mobile.

And if all else fails, she could always "fall" on that talent has "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis standing in acclaim.

"She did not look happy," a tattle whispers.

Paris' glorious dream team of damage control specialists have officially gone on the defensive. Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz says that Paris' headlights are to blame. She was exiting the parking structure, which "is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated."

Hmmm-that's interesting. We've rarely encountered a parking structure so bright that it made a driver forget that 11 pm is still nighttime, which would make headlights a requirement.

P.H screamed "No Contest" to alcohol-related reckless driving after officers arrested her on September 7th for a Driving Under The Influence in Hollywood. The charge ultimately caused Paris her driver's license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to "obey all laws."

A hearing will be set to discuss the probation violation.