Yes, Pete Wentz has allegedly knocked up Ashlee Simpson. This is shocking to me, as I was always under the impression s were not able to mate with humans.
Pete is also rumored to be engaged to Ashlee. This is all part of Papa Joe's plan for world domination I'm sure. It's a stupid plan, but he believes in it.
Who will be sadder, I wonder, the day Ashlee and Pete wed: Papa Joe or Perez Hilton? Eh, Perez probably won't care...he's thrown away his Pete Wentz scrapbook, and now wanks exclusively to his Jonas Brothers scrapbook.
It honestly looks to me like Ashlee has had more work done. With each passing day she more resembles Heidi Montag. And that, my friends, is a sad thing.
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