The 34-year-old actress — who is married to film director Len Wiseman and has a nine-year-old daughter Lily with actor Michael Sheen — insists very few men have ever enjoyed her Tomb Twat.
She said: “I was called a when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
A good thing, considering Pharaoh’s Tomb has been known to be cursed and kill those who enter with its deadly fungus. Hot!
Call me crazy, but I prefer a name that doesn’t evoke visuals of a dusty, scorpion-filled region. Something sweet and romantic, like “wiener warmer.” What do you guys think?
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