Apparently Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Needs a Nose Job

Ashley Tisdale
As if Paris Hilton and Hannah Montana dolls aren’t enough, now you can complete your collection of plastic likenesses of blonde celebrities with an Ashley Tisdale doll.  But don’t expect it to look like post-nose job Ashley – oh no.  According to the Evil Beet (posting on Dotspotter as EvilBeet), a doctor has evaluated the doll to determine which of Ashley’s noses it sports.  How much did In Touch Weekly pay him for that?   

 

As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn’t get the memo.

 

According to “insiders,” the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. “The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.

 

Seriously?

 

You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like?



 It looks like a fucking doll.

 

It doesn’t look a damn thing like Ashley Tisdale, because it’s a fucking cheap-ass, mass-produced plastic likeness of a human being with blonde hair. When’s the last time you looked at one of those crappy dolls and thought to yourself, “Jesus, that thing looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan” or “Man, I thought Justin Timberlake lived in LA, but he’s clearly been shrunken and placed right here in my living room in Minnesota, the likeness is so striking”?

 

No.

 

It’s not Madame Tusseaud’s, people, it’s a cheap little doll. It doesn’t look like Ashley Tisdale because none of those dolls look anything like the people they’re supposed to be.

 

I don’t know why I’m so riled up about this. I just can’t believe people are actually writing stories — and consulting cosmetic surgeons — about a fucking $15 doll needing a couple millimeters off her nose.

 

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Published 2/29/08 by

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Comments (6)

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  • she acctually nds a nose job her pores suck she nds to use this clearing cream mi use my pores shrink and go to place its betta xx
    Anonymous 4/24/09 Reply
  • my dong is so in big that when they make the replica it will be huge. im talkin like fukin 4 inches and super think.....like a pencil. ya a pencil - zac effron
    Anonymous 4/17/09 Reply
  • oh my gosh you are so beautiful and gorgeous... although i know that you undergo a nose job you are pretty too theres no changes!.. you know i am your avid fan. i hope that you will come here in the philippines@!@@
    bryanqz 4/17/09 Reply
  • why is its head so BIG?
    YodaKnowz 2/29/08 Reply
  • although I hate the fact that she got a nose job (for no reason - her nose looked FINE the way it was) I do think Ashley is really talented. she does great physical comedy!
    DusknDawn00 2/29/08 Reply
  • that doll is scaaaaryyyyy
    hanahbeanz 2/29/08 Reply