Doomsday Clock

Doomsday Clock
Doomsday Clock: Noun. A symbolic clockface which uses the analogy of the human race being at a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction."

Rumors have been swirling all week that Britney might be pregnant with ol' Landing Strip Face's kid, after he went around and started bragging to all the tabloids about it. Now we didn't take much stock in that because, well, Adnan is a ginormous famewhoring loser.

But that was before I saw this recent photo. So... Yep! Looks like it's safe to set the Doomsday Clock forward another minute or so -- because Britney is smoking for two now!
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