FAT BITCH

Nicky Hilton.  I was gonna do this elaborate guessing game thing where we make fun of this bony bitch and the answer was Nicky Hilton.  But then I realized what I was doing and stopped.  Because her.  She doesn't even do anything.  So I'm glad to see she's supper skinny.  Hopefully she has an eating disorder.  I also hope some big mean dog chases her and then bites her and gives her something.  Wait, did I say "bites"?  I meant to say "mounts".  Did I mention, her?
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