I think he stuffed his crotch with the same strap-on Jessica Biel uses on him.
Justin, take off your shirt, sing in that high-pitched Jacko voice and stay out of movies. If you follow these three rules, everything will be ok.
And will Mike Myers just stop already! Just stop! Open a window, breathe in the fresh air and stop! That's all I can say about him.
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