Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Name The Kids

They probably didn't spill it at first because there was a payday involved. Mink diapers don't come cheap. The names of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's twin boy and girl have been revealed. How does Max and Emme suit ya?

Seriously, I understand why future parents don't drop the name ahead of time. Because there's always going to be some donkey that hears your baby name and is like "oh....nice." Thanks, that's my CHILD'S NAME you just damned with faint praise!

The kids were born on Feb. 22. Future diva Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and future skeletal Latin heartthrob Max was next at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs. The tykes are already receiving tons o' presents which I'm sure J. Lo specified exactly that she was to receive.

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