Lisa Marie Presley's Expanding Career Opportunities

Lisa Marie Presley does not look happy to see us. Maybe if we were holding out some fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, she'd change her tune. The daughter of Elvis is starting to resemble the King from his final days, but then again, the rumors that she might be pregnant might be the cause for her weight gain.

In any case, she's looking kind of rough around the edges, but honestly, being an overweight female celebrity these days is such a golden opportunity. With Kirstie Alley leaving Jenny Craig in the lurch, Lisa Marie is looking at a potentially lucrative career in corporate-sponsored weight-loss. I'm actually kind of jealous.

Published 3/4/08 by


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