Even Colin Farrell Gets Rejected!

Colin asked, “Who is this guy?” Lowther replied, “He’s my boyfriend.” Farrell then told the guy, “You’ve got the most beautiful girl in the place, and you can’t blame a guy for trying.” The boyfriend replied, “You tried. Now get out of here.” - Hollyscoop

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In 2006, Woody Allen’s former French au pair apparent said Colin is a lousy lay. Farrell’s encounter with Woody Allen’s French au pair Angelique Jerome came only hours before he waved to excited fans at the London premiere of the blockbuster movie, Miami Vice.

But though Irish-born Colin was Angelique’s movie idol before their lust-fuelled encounter, his performance left her less than impressed when all three bouts of hurried sex added up to only 10 minutes.

Angelique 24 - who looked after movie legend Woody’s children for two years - said: “He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he’s all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse.

“He kept saying ‘C’est bon (it’s good), you’re beautiful, c’est bon’. He sounded like James Blunt.

“Once he’d got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep.” - SM

LOL! This is a good one! Come on stud, you aren’t that hot!

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