Leelee Sobieski stole my hobby

Leelee Sobieski stole my hobby
Leelee Sobieski was plucked from obscurity with her movie The Glass House. She was immediately thrown right back when everyone agreed the movie “sucked donkey balls.” Evidently, she was also in Eyes Wide Shut, but the only thing I remember about that was throwing a hissy fit after I realized I could have bought the uncut version. Anyway, someone asked what her hobby is. Turns out, it’s not creepy at all.

The Eyes Wide Shut actress currently has strands of Albert Brooks, Tim Allen, Martin Short and Stanley Kubrick, and she is on the look-out for more. Sobieski says, “I might show them all as an artwork.”

I’m going to give you a piece of advice Leelee. You have keep these sort of things to yourself. The FBI doesn’t understand people like us.

P.S. Do you want to swap locks of hair? I almost have a full set of Natalie Portman’s. I was shaving her head in the middle of the night — um, as a joke, heh, yea…. joke — and she woke up. She told everyone it was for a movie.

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