'American Idol' Kicked Off The Male Stripper

'American Idol' Kicked Off The Male Stripper
I saw this coming. I just started watching American Idol and I can already read America (and the producers) like a book. Hell, I can read them like my well-worn TV Guide! David Hernandez, the controversial male stripper who was apparently flogging his penis for ones from gay guys in Phoenix, was voted off last night. It came down to him, boring but cute Syesha, and that Marcia Brady-looking one with the country act.

I thought Marcia Brady was going to get kicked because that "Eight Days A Week" at the Grand Ole' Opry almost caused Lennon to crawl his way out of his grave to attack her ass. So I'm new to this Idol gig, do you think the producers routinely manipulate the results? They must right? Unless Marcia Brady has her own state we don't know about. Because that chick was toe-up and should have gone.

Or it could have been the American public. The gays aren't exactly loved everywhere, and no one wants to think about a man giving another man a lap dance when they're listening to their Top 40. Except for me. It's the only way to get through anything by Daughtry.

Published 3/13/08 by


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