British Press Continues Its Assault Against Celebrity Body Parts, Sinks Its Claws Into 'Bat Face' [Botox Gone Batshit]

British Press Continues Its Assault Against Celebrity Body Parts, Sinks Its Claws Into 'Bat Face' [Botox Gone Batshit]
Having devoured celebrity knees and lips in their quest to mock each and every imperfect body part they spot on the red carpet, the British press is now preying on something they've dubbed Bat Face, singling out Nicole Kidman as the epitome of Botox overload. Though the picture of Nicole they use isn't pretty, the bat is actually kind of adorable (at this point, we are far more scared of seeing Nic enter our room in the middle of the night than this cuddly little rat with wings). In fact, Nicole looks less like this animal than she does another: Michael Jackson. And she's not alone. Rather than naming the immobile facial trend Bat Face, we're thinking the look is more a symptom of MJ Syndrome, which also counts Renee Zellweger and Teri Hatcher among its victims.


Nicole has the same trouble expressing concern as MJ....


Goldie Hawn shares his tendency to maniacally smile at the camera...


Renee's lemon-sucking lips are eerily similar to his...


And Teri just looks as though she must have ordered The Michael Deluxe off the plastic surgery menu.

[Photo Credits: Getty and Wire Image]
Published 3/13/08 by


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  • Michael Jackson, changed his face so much, that he accidently looks like Saundra Bullock. She's a pretty woman, While he looks strange. She has that face naturaly. His was man made. But check her face out with his one day, they both have the" chin...
    Anonymous 3/14/08 Reply
  • She's the female version of Michael Jackson minus the talent.
    cricket 3/14/08 Reply