Paris Hilton And Benji Madden As Cold-Blooded As You Would Think

Is she wearing a shirt with her own face on it? What am I saying, of course she is. Why wouldn't she? It's only natural. Here's the newest odious couple of the moment, Paris Hilton and Good Charlotee's Benji Madden, arriving at Shu-Sushi. Is she still wearing that "bowel movement" ring?

Sources say that the whorish ostrich had Benji skip out on a children's charity gig to go partying with her contaminated ass. Benji was supposed to DJ at Las Vegas' Prive nightclub and donate the proceeds to charity. His contract stated the appearance wouldn't happen if he appeared at any nightclubs the evening before. Of course, you can't be in Vegas with Paris Hilton without her spreading her legs on a club table, so he rendered that null and void.

"I feel awful but i didnt know what to do, I'm crazy about this girl," is what a source claims was Benji's excuse. You poor, sick bastard. Why am I reduced to writing about a human being named Benji?

Opposing forces...I mean sources say that Prive was actually the one being stank. Apparently Prive didn't tell him there had to be TV and magazine interviews to accompany his appearance. He allegedly just thought he had to DJ. So he cancelled. Wait a second, if this chump came on my screen vee, I'd change the channel anyway. Who the hell wants to hear him talk? It's not a big deal. Just say a few words and give some money to charity. It's not like you're not going to get any off her if you miss a night out with her. This skeeze passes out oral like Handi-Wipes at a BBQ joint.


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Published 3/13/08 by


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