ANTM's Fatima Becomes Early Front Runner For 2008's Top Reality Show Bitch [America's Next Top Bitch]

ANTM's Fatima Becomes Early Front Runner For 2008's Top Reality Show Bitch [America's Next Top Bitch]
After watching this clip of new ANTM contestant Fatima's greatest hits, we are currently praying to the Top Model gods to please, please send house bitch Fatima home next week (pretty please with Janice Dickinson's remains on top!). Why? Not because she is a former victim of female circumcision (as she will have you know, over and over again), not because she can't even button a sweater, and not because she has a Mischa Barton-like ability to make legs even as skinny as her own look like thunder thighs on top of toothpicks. Nope, none of the above. We need Fatima to go home primarily because if we see Tyra do one more tiger growl impersonation of her, we will personally gut our televisions. And that will not be good for our career.

It's not just Tyra going a wee bit cuckoo as a result of Fatima's behavior; in fact, the only positive aspect Fatima brings to the show is her ability to infuriate all of the judges. To wit, Miss Jay actually yells at her while she's walking down the runway at a live fashion show while the more masculine Mr. Jay loses his for maybe the second time in ANTM history. And, if Twiggy were still around, we have a feeling the whole Nice Granny act would come tumbling to the set floor. As for Tyra, we're nervous she'll go beyond tiger-like growls and start clawing at her own weave next week. Which, on second thought, would be excellent television.
Published 3/13/08 by


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  • this is so unfair for fatima..she has been a victim of a horrific past..so naturally she is going to be defensive and have a 'bitchy' aura...its like a defense mechanism..
    u cant judge her cuz of that...im think thats just cruel
    i believe that...
    Anonymous 7/18/09 Reply